Mr. Awesome. Total democracy has won the war. Today, everyone can promote the idea of their absolute worthiness on websites, and has access to newsgroups to post yet another ignored opinion. What has value, when everything is irrevocably reduced to yet another quark in an endless swirling sea of mediocrity It is in this era that Roy Shildt, aka Mr. Awesome, has emerged. THE KING OF DONG A Fistful of AWESOME. If, by any chance, youve already heard of Roy Mr. Awesome Shildt. вThe Comic Book Life of Roy Shildtв. Shockandawesome with Roy Mr. Awesome Shildt. Call Us Welcome At Shockandawesome we know your free time and leisure activities are important. Roy Shildt IGN. Better known as Mr. Awesome, Roy Shildt was a professional bodybuilder, video game player, and fitness trainer to Hollywoods stars. Mr awesome the comic book life of roy shildt For free download click the link below CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD. Some tags. Roy Shildt is an asshole, but anyone looking at the picture above would know that. Whatвs hard to understand without meeting him is how muchof an. For it is in this amazing documentary that you get to meet Mr. Awesome. in which he promotes his book Mr. Awesome The Comic Book Life of Roy Shildt. WatchвIronвManв3вMegashareвInfoввGuildвofвRavens apaankek. Julв14,в2013ввWatchвIronвMan. See contact information and details about Roy Mr. Awesome Shildt. Jump to. Sections of this page. His comic book, Mr. Awesom. e The Comic Book Life of Roy. Feral house regrettably turned down the possibility of selling millions of The Comic Book Life of Roy Shildt. Mr. Awesome Training Manualв. Among Mr. Mr. Awesome does not have a website. Not yet. Mr. Awesome does not have a product. Not yet. Mr. Awesome does not even have a running automobile. But Mr. Awesome does believe that hes worthy of celebrity. If a garbage bag like Kato Kaelin is a celebrity, then Im a celebrity. Roy Shildt believes that his awesome potetential is based on three major factors 1. Roy Shildt is listed in the 1. The Guinness Book of World Records as having had the highest score for the video game, Missile Command. Almost 1. 00 computer athletes are listed in the Guinness Book, but Mr. Shildt was inducted as the first member of Video Hall of Fame location unknown. Mr Awesome The Comic Book Life Of Roy Shildt' title='Mr Awesome The Comic Book Life Of Roy Shildt' />The individual who achieved the highest score for Donkey Kong cannot make the same claim. Roy Shildt took out a one third page ad in the May 1. Playgirl magazine, which includes a picture of his disturbingly naked musclebound body standing next to a six foot aluminium ladder. Listed in this ad are Mr. Awesomes sperm count statistics, his availability for bachelorette parties, character roles in motion pictures, Swedish massage, tour guiding an dpersonal fitness training, and his actual phone number. After mailing a letter and issue of Playgirl magazine to the media personality Madonna, the woman according to Mr. Shildt actually called him up. Material mailed to this writer by Mr. Shildt included a lengthy, obsessive fixation in the form of the Playboy column 2. Questions speculating on Madonnas desperate need for Mr. Awesomes sperm. Mr. Shildt tells me that the prime vehicle for establishing his coming celebrity will be a comic called, The Comic Book Life of Roy Shildt, which would include a mini story called The Mr. Awesome Training Manual that informs comic book nerds over the age of 1. We can sell millions, rants Mr. ShildtAwesome to this author by phone. Millions. All you have to do is help me write it, and print the thing. If you fuck me over like the scumbags of Hollywood and everyone else, youll get yours. If you do me well, I wont forget you. Mr. Awesome is the avenging angel of all the fucked over people who tried to make it in Hollywood. My name is going to be worth a lot of money. Feral house regrettably turned down the possibility of selling millions of The Comic Book Life of Roy Shildt, though we promised Mr. Shildt the possibility of appearing in Apocalypse Culture II. Mr. Shildt seemed extravagantly optimistic about his article in this book. After all, the book you are now holding in your hands may very well establish Mr. Awesomes coming stardom. I_2hmncZh8/hqdefault.jpg' alt='Mr Awesome The Comic Book Life Of Roy Shildt' title='Mr Awesome The Comic Book Life Of Roy Shildt' />If you are good to me, and dont fuck me over, reminds Mr. Shildt, you can use me for Apocalypse Culture III, and for the cover as wellOn the auspicious day in which this future superstar was interviewed, Mr. Shildt took a bus to meet the author at a Venice Beach restaurant as he doesnt have the money to register his automobile bearing Mr. Awesomes vanity plates. During the interview, Mr. Shildt spoke of his dynamic life and plans for wealth and celebrity. And, before he took a bus back to his apartment, he loaned me a few negatives of his poses with a grotesquely silicone enchansed porn actress who goes by the name Whitney Wonders. These photos would apparently be used for reproduction in the Mr. Awesome Training Manual. Among Mr. Shildts salient characteristics is his refusal to hear the word no. Day after day we recieved Mr. Shildts long and loud phone calls, and to achieve a small respite from his hard sales inquiries, we failed to answer his phone calls for some hours even turning off the ringer. This made Mr. Shildt angry. Here is one of his messages I dont know why youre ducking my call, but I want those negatives back or Im going to call the police and reportem stolen. So listen, you gutless little faggot, you better call me back right now or Im goint to fucking find you and kick your fucking ass. You understand, thief Or Im going to call the police. My number is 3. 10 4. Another message, following I dont understand why youre ducking my calls, Adam. I mean its ridiculous. Im trying to do better for you. I cant understand your reasoning. Theres no reason to duck my calls. Dont you have any guts at allJesus Christ My number is 3. Why dont you return my call and straighten this thing out Hello Are you standing there listening to this clickFrom here on, dear reader, well try not to be a gutless little faggot. Mr. Shildts remarkable saga is herewith presented in interview form. Mr. Awesome, what were the calls like when you ran the advertisement in Playgirl Nuts. Simply Styling Pour Sims. Just nuts. Then some women called me who were curious, wondering if Playgirl was pulling a stunt. Said, is this a real person I thought that Playgirl magazine was playing a joke. I say no, its really me. They sa whats it really about, and I say, American women have the right to know whos jacking off in the sperm banks and fertility clinics. Trying to give America a new view from someone whos actually done the job. Hyena like laugh. And some of them wanted sperm. Youre a sperm donor Yeah, yeah. Thats how I met my wife. We worked something out there. Ferocious laughter. The basic theory is why should the sperm banks make all the profits Why go for frozen sperm when you can have it fresh from the source Laughs. Do you have childrenJust one. Five year old son. Whats his name Calvin. Named after Calvin Klein Yeah. Sure enough, he is. Laughs. Are you kidding meNo, Im serious. You like Calvin Kleins name We had no one else to name him after. My wife likes the way I look in underwear, so I said, lets name him Calvin Klein. Laughs. Who else was caling you Lots of nuts. Famous people and not so famous. What famous people called you Id rather not say at this point. I spoke to Madonna and a few others in ther class. Famous ones. After this ad came outYeah, I got a few of them. Rather not say their name, outside of Madonna. Shes already admitted shes spoken to me, and plus, we were supposed to have a competition to see who her sperm donor would be. She ended up getting inseminated by this guy Carlos Leon and, uh, which to my understanding was an unplanned pregnancy. She was having sex with the guy, never expecting to get pregnant, and then she did. I think Madonna had some problems getting pregnant the normal way. The chancses are so small. Virtually negligent. But lo and behold, by luch of the draw, she did get pregnant off of him. As a matter of fact Ive got some substantiating evidence of that. You just cant go aroung saying things without proof. Doesnt matter what you say, it only matters what you prove. Thats one of the hallmarks that I live by. Playgirl is considered a gay magazine. No it isnt. 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