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But somewhere between its announcement and its eventual release in 2. Michelle Pfeiffer left the project. Ashley Judd was attached and then detached, and a sum total of 2. And at some point in that creative process, poor Catwoman was effectively written out of her own movie. The Catwoman we got was a weird mish mash of The Crow and The Devil Wears Prada, with Halle Berrys incarnation of the heroine almost unrecognisable from both the comics and the version in Tim Burtons Batman Returns. Described by one critic as the worst superhero film ever made, Catwoman was a critical and financial flop. So why was it so bad, and can we really find at least 1. Lets take a closer look. Catwomans a graphic designer. Well, sort of. For reasons best known to themselves, the makers of Catwoman decided to jettison just about everything from the original DC comics or maybe it was gradually filtered out as script rewrite followed script rewrite. At the beginning of the movie, Halle Berrys character isnt a cunning cat burglar named Selina Kyle, but a rather put upon and meek graphic designer named Patience Phillips, who works for a colossal cosmetics company called Hedare Beauty. Unfortunately, we never get to find out whether Patience prefers In. Design or Quark. Xpress, or even what her favourite typeface is, as the machinations of her evil bosses, Laurel and George Hedare respectively, Sharon Stone and Lambert Wilson mean that her life is about to take a sudden and rather watery twist. It features a magical, evil moisturiser. Catwoman is, as far as were aware, the only superhero movie to date set in the cosmetics industry. In fact, apart from the bits where Halle Berry runs around on rooftops in skimpy black leather outfits, Catwoman initially feels like an episode of Ugly Betty, or a feature length Diet Coke ad. In one scene, Patiences quirky office friend Sally Alex Borstein says of hunky visiting detective Tom Lone Benjamin Bratt, Man sandwich, 1. All youd need to add is Etta James singing I Just Want To Make Love To You in the background, and youd have the perfect low calorie soda commercial. Eventually, though, Patience inadvertently discovers that her employees are secretly developing a new form of moisturiser called Beau Line an anti ageing cream that is somehow addictive, headache and nausea inducing, and causes your skin to melt if you stop using it. Despite the side effects, Laurel and George plan to unleash Beau Line onto an unsuspecting public, melting skin be damned. Well make sure they keep using it, because thats where the money comes from, George says to a protesting scientist. The logic behind this is somewhat spotty. If people all over the world started obsessively slathering expensive beauty cream all over their faces, only for their skin to start dropping off once theyd run out of money, wouldnt someone alert the authorities eventually In the UK, we have a TV program called Watchdog, a consumer affairs show that takes a very dim view of dodgy products like Beau Line. We can imagine John Stapleton and Anne Robinson having a few choice words to say about a product like this. Mind you, George has a bit of an odd understanding of science and scientists in any case. You know scientists, he says to Laurel, Theyre worse than models. You have to coddle them like little children. Were not sure what hes on about there, and judging by Sharon Stones expression in this scene, neither does she. Some cats are supernatural. For reasons we wont go into, Patience turns up at the Beau Line factory just in time to hear a scientist describe, in detail, all the flaws in this new product. A pair of assassins open fire and, as she flees the whizzing bullets, Patience is flushed down a gigantic water pipe like Augustus Gloop, and promptly drowns in the sea. Its here that Catwoman takes on a mystical hue. As her corpse washes up on dry land, a large group of computer animated cats shows up, and surround Patience like the creepy villagers at the end of The Wicker Man. The leader of the cats who we later discover is named Midnight wanders up to Patience, clambers onto her lifeless body, and sighs magic kitten breath directly into her mouth. Now revived and super powered, Patience learns from Midnights keeper a researcher named Ophelia Frances Conroy that the cats a servant of the Egyptian goddess Bast, an envoy capable of granting life and special powers to lucky ladies of its choosing. Patience is now one of a number of Catwomen that have appeared through the ages if you look closely, youll even see Michelle Pfeiffers Catwoman peering out from among a pile of old photographs. Why do these magic cats do this Presumably, to contractually oblige them to appear in cat food commercials. Its the only way we can explain Eva Longorias frankly bizarre behaviour in that Sheba advert, where a cat appears to be using its psychic powers to make her prance around a dimly lit apartment. Catwoman acts like an actual cat. Not only have the makers of Catwoman come up with their own back story for the character, but theyve also given her quite a few quirks that werent present in the comics. Trp Indian Tv Programs there. In short, theyve taken her name a bit too literally. As well as being supernaturally strong and agile, Halle Berrys Catwoman can fall from great heights and still land on her feet without harming herself, gets all excited over little bundles of catnip, hisses at dogs, and squeezes through narrow gaps. In one weird scene, shes shown lying on her bed, hungrily devouring cat food which looks like a deleted scene from that Sheba advert mentioned above. In another bit, she flees in terror from rain drops. This incarnation of Catwoman acts so much like a cat, we half wonder what the makers chose to leave out. Does she puke up a hair ball now and again Does she sit in her bedroom window, watching traffic go by for hours at a time Does she go to the loo in a little box of gravel on the floorDoes she lie on her garden lawn, thoughtfully chewing bees, as one of my old cats used to Its a bit like making a Batman movie where Bruce Wayne emits high pitched squeaks and eats moths. If we were to make a film as literal minded as Catwoman, it would be called Dogbloke, and would feature a hero who has the power to chase buses, catch tennis balls in his teeth, and lick his own genitals. It has a CG seagull in it. What the computer graphics in Catwoman lack in quality, they more than make up for in quantity. There are dozens of unconvincing aerial sweeps of CG cities, several digital cats, and even a pretend spider. Just to signpost that shes now part woman, part moggy, Patience is attacked by a computer generated seagull almost as soon as shes revived. Could this be the first seagull attack in a superhero movieQuite possibly. Catwoman makes terrible puns. With her kinky black leather bra, whip and sequined claws, Catwoman might look like a superhero sponsored by a marital aids store, but her dialogues straight from a Roger Moore era Bond movie.